NO NO pleeeese you are my wife NO I don’t want you to sleep with the big rough man in our bed while I watch from my cot.I’m sorry I only have a tiny three inch wee wee and can’t satisfy you but I don’t want you to take a lover.
WHAT? you are getting me a pretty 19 year old baby sitter to come over while you are out with him. NOOOOOOO please don’t do that I don’t want her to see my ickle wee wee.
I don’t want to wear that pink babydoll nightie she will see my frilly pink satin rumba panties and nappy.
Baby is going to get her bottom smacked!!
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